SIGNED
SEALED
INCARNATED ®
One Angel. One Human. Zero Chill.
ENTER THE YOUNIVERSE
G and Soul

Once Upon a No-Time in the Heavenly Dimension

SOUL
G… Geeeeee!!!!!… where are you?
I’ve got a brilliant idea!
G*
Let me guess...
It’s blue, it’s round - and last time, it had my Wing Alert System working overtime.
SOUL
Oh, come on, G... it wasn’t that bad.
G
Not that bad?!
18 wrecked Ferraris. Free climbing. Diving with sharks. And the bungee cord?
I was about to file a complaint with you know who...
SOUL
Oh, my sweet, sulking G... I just want to grow as a Soul - and I promise,
I’ll pick nothing extreme.
This time, I’m gonna choose a different adventure.
I want to incarnate as a woman...
And just like that... heavenly peace is on the verge of vanishing into Nirvana.
G* Personal Guardian Angel
Earth! Always Such
An Inspiration And So Very Groovy...

Celestial Bureaucracy At Its Best

Declaration of Incarnation

DECLARATION OF INCARNATION
FOR SOULS CHOOSING EARTH

I agree to this incarnation in full awareness that everything makes perfect sense up here, and that once I’m on Earth, I’ll voluntarily remember... that I forgot.

My connection to { } is eternal and unbreakable, even if, down there, I’ll doubt the reception three times a day, ignore support, and confuse inner guidance with mood swings.

I am always entitled and explicitly encouraged to call on my G for help. If special expertise is needed, he’ll forward it to the Divine Intervention Unit.

I am aware that I’ll most likely be unaware of this access, and might mistake the feathers he lovingly sends me as signs for lint, fashion accessories, or pieces of my fluffy blanket.

PLEASE SIGN
G writing a celestial memo

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